Horse: Ex-gymnast w/ balls of steel. He was born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in 1986. Walking in a field, around the age 6, he was kicked in the face by his family's Horse, Lady. He grew great fear of horses. As he grew up he overcame this fear turning it to respect. Kind of like Batman but instead of fighting crime he began to get kicked in the nuts. Now known as The King of Nutshots!